If I live in America, I'll use a gun.
If I use a gun, I'll be tired.
If I am tired, I'll play basketball.
If I play basketball, I'll run.
If I run, I'll go to Japan.
If I have a lot of money, I'll buy America.
If I buy America, I'll leave America soon.
If I leave America soon, I'll cry soon.
If I cry soon, I'll use a gun.
If I use a gun, I'll sleep in White House.
If I have a lot of money, I will go to Jupitar
If I go to Jupitar, I will build the mansion.
If I build my mansion, I will make alien friends.
If I make alien friends, I will come back Earth with alien.
If I come back Earth with alien, I will comquer the Earth.
If I live in America, I will visit my relative.
If I visit my relative, I will play with my relative.
If I play with my relative, I will be hungry.
If I am hungry, I will eat good humburger.
If I eat good humberger, I will want to cola.
I think the boy who wrote the first and second essays has some homicidal tendencies...but I must say I'm most disturbed by the gun and hamburger imagery prevalent in the "America" poems. I have failed as a teacher of American culture!
